Y .Sunday, September 03, 2006.
hmm watched monster house on 31 august...it rox..u shuld go watch too! this r the quotes X)
there r some more nice one...bt then cnt find...it will b better if u go watch it urself! cya!
sianz...nid to slp le...later gt panda eyes... its midnite X)
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Memorable Quotes from Monster House (2006)
Zee: What are you dweebs doing?
Chowder: Oh nothing its just that the house just tried to eat us!
Zee: [pause]
Zee: No more Mountain Dew
Skull: Calm down! You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it!
DJ: We have to fight back.
Chowder: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not going inside *that* house!
Jenny: I say it's worth a shot.
Chowder: [quickly] Yes I agree. Let's do it.
[from the trailer]
Mom: We'll be back tommorow night. Oh. If anything happens, call the police and hide in your closet.
Dad: He knows that.
Jenny: [waves flashlight at chandelier] Look! That must be its uvula!
Chowder: Oh. So its a GIRL house
Jenny: What?
DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.
DJ: We've been watching it all night! We haven't even left this room! [points to Mountain Dew bottles]
DJ: By the way, don't drink that...
Jenny: Are you two mentally retarded? Because if you are I'm legally certified to teach you baseball.
Zee: [loudly throughout the house] My little canteloupe, we are going to have so much to do! I've got tons of fun activities for us to do and -
DJ: [rolls eyes] You can stop. They already left.
Zee: [calmly becomes her punk rock self] Oh. Okay then.
Chowder: Relax. Just be cool, like me. [Chowder accidentally leans on lever, which starts the machine]
Chowder: AAAAAH!
DJ: Oh my gosh!
Chowder: What?
DJ: You're a dork!
DJ: I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips! ~this part rox too!~
Chowder: [whispering] It mocks us with its... *house-ness*!
DJ: We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom. [Points to 2L bottle filled with something]
DJ: Don't drink that!
Zee: Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!
DJ: Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!
Zee: [Sarcastically] That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.
Chowder: All right, vacuum cleaner dummy, I'm setting you down on the lawn. Don't be scared, that's not how you were trained. [slight pause]
Chowder: I love you, vacuum cleaner dummy.
Chowder: I love you, vacuum cleaner dummy.
Officer Lister: [to the kids outside the house] I will shoot you!
[to Mr. Nebbercracker]
DJ: I'm sorry about your house. You're wife. You're... house-wife. ~ I luv this one~ X)
[first lines]
Little Girl: Hello, fence.
[last lines]
Zee: Skull's not like you. He makes time for me and gives me the respect I deserve. Bones: Whatever.
Zee: Bones!
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taken from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385880/quotes